“Satan, be gone!”
This is the last post I wanted to write, but it has become clear that if I do not write it, I will never write anything else. So here goes. This time last year I was preparing my file to submit to my department in expectation of being promoted to full professor. I probably don’t need to say any more, you can all check my title on the department web page now—go ahead , I’ll wait—although as one benefit, as part of the review process I did have to write statements about my research and teaching which I have posted on my academic home page as introductions to my method and goals. I got the news—I kid you not—on Friday the 13th. In April. Seven months ago. Since when, I have been living a lie. Or a half truth. Or...oh, fuck it, it sucks. Because it is nonsense, of course. I deserve to be promoted to full professor. I have published a second major monograph with a prestigious academic publisher (our standard in the department, barring an outside offer from another u...

Great comic! This is going to be probably the poshest venue I've ever fenced at....
ReplyDeleteAnd I've gotta know where you found that tiny lame!!
Good luck today! It is a nice venue.
ReplyDeleteYou'll have to ask the Bear where she got the lame. She was wearing it when I found her. --RLF