Chivalry Not Dead Yet

Meet my champion!

Assistant Professor Dan Franke

Assistant Professor Dan Franke rides in on a great warhorse to defend the honor of Associate Professor Rachel Fulton Brown against the accusations cast against her by Associate Professor Carol Symes. You do not want me to parse this symbolism! Let me just say that I am proud to count Dan as a fellow Rice University alum. He has proven himself a true knight in the lists of academic combat.



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