“Satan, be gone!”
This is the last post I wanted to write, but it has become clear that if I do not write it, I will never write anything else.   So here goes.   This time last year I was preparing my file to submit to my department in expectation of being promoted to full professor.   I probably don’t need to say any more, you can all check my title on the department web page now—go ahead , I’ll wait—although as one benefit, as part of the review process I did have to write statements about my research  and teaching  which I have posted on my academic home page as introductions to my method and goals.   I got the news—I kid you not—on Friday the 13th.   In April.   Seven months ago.   Since when, I have been living a lie. Or a half truth. Or...oh, fuck it, it sucks.   Because it is nonsense, of course. I deserve to be promoted to full professor.   I have published a second major monograph  with a prestigious academic publisher (our standard in the department, barring an outside offer from another u...