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THAT Bitch v Hamplanet of the Week

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I was in a better place to write this post yesterday, but I had to put my make-up on and go to campus. Let’s see if I can recapture the ::blech:: feelings
Think Elizabeth Kübler-Ross’s stages of grief, only for carb withdrawal. Can you say “12 days of Christmas chocolate too many”?
Step 1: The 3-day Headache. Step 2: The total crashing sense of abandonment. Step 3: The loss of inhibition about saying the bitchy things one always wishes one could say if only one weren’t so nice. Step 4: Apparently now, when the headache is a dim memory, the gloominess doesn’t seem to be accessible, and the bitchiness has subsided into a general grumpiness about how meaningless it all is. 
It’s a good thing I took notes. 
I have a theory about carbs, specifically starches and sugars. Carbs are basically a drug, like alcohol. As with alcohol, not everybody is susceptible to addiction, but—to judge from the prevalence of hamplanets—many are. My guess is that, metabolically speaking, the addiction has s…

Milo Below 34th Street

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Milo was a bit later than usual going live last Friday night, and it wasn’t (just) because he wanted to wind up his boss. He was late because somebody had punched him on the way to the studio, and he needed a bit more make-up than usual to hide the (minimal) damage. Seriously, if he hadn’t said anything, nobody would have known.


Wait. Hold that thought. Somebody punched Milo in the face—and, to the best of my knowledge, got away with it. Punched him in the face. And got away with it. As Milo described it, he made the mistake of going south of 34th for dinner, where a weedy soy boy trying to show off to his girlfriend started shit and ended up taking a swing at him as Milo was leaving the restaurant. That the damage was not greater, Milo asserted, was because “liberals punch like 5-year-olds.” And yet, he was punched. In the face. In PUBLIC. By a total stranger.

To be fair, Milo stood his ground at first, then attempted to walk away without punching back while the man continued to clip…

How Do You Read Milo Chronicles?

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Beautifully written, beautiful exterior and a dedicated and engaging account of the rise and importance of the fiery cultural hero that is MILO. Highly recommended for all Milo fans and celebrators of Western culture. An essential story of why it's important that we fight for the values that make the West the best. —Pádraig, “Dedicated chronicle of the rise of a fascinating and essential cultural hero,” Amazon 5-star review, December 3, 2019  Beautifully written story of an unlikely friendship between University of Chicago professor Rachel Fulton Brown and conservative firebrand Milo Yiannopoulos. Both were unfairly targeted by social justice warriors and almost lost their careers for speaking their truths. They used their friendship and strong belief in their Catholic faith to overcome it all. The best way to fight back is with laughter and joy. Very insightful. —Cee C, “Beautifully written,” Amazon 5-star review, December 9, 2019 This book provides a fascinating glimpse insid…

Twelfth Day of Xmas

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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... twelve star-signs glittering,eleven memesters rhyming,ten Milos hosting,nine logos rising,eight swords for sparring,seven sins for scouring,six signs for praying,five 5-star reviews,four pairs of shades,three seals of love,two friends-in-arms, and a Fencing Bear in a MILO tree. * Can you read the signs?











Starry memes courtesy of the Queen’s Finishing School, a.k.a. Milo’s Telegram Chat. Apply through Milo’s Telegram channel to support Milo and learn how to be an effective agent of chaos in defense of Western civilization, traditional moral values, the family, free expression, Christianity, capitalism, and the ritual public humiliation of our enemies.
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Eleventh Day of Xmas

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On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... eleven memesters rhyming,ten Milos hosting,nine logos rising,eight swords for sparring,seven sins for scouring,six signs for praying,five 5-star reviews,four pairs of shades,three seals of love,two friends-in-arms, and a Fencing Bear in a MILO tree. *

1 My queen is YSL, but so Gucci is he So Lariat are his pearls, so Sassoon his hair Many uglies deny, but Christ would only agree My queen is YSL.
But could there ever be another queen so rare Of perfect jawline, drowning in rich ratchetry? Dare you compare this Golden YSL, I swear.
Woe is me, for these broke hoes do not pause to see The best she offers is not on sale; retail raids Truth bombs bloom, style consumes, you and me, wait and see. My queen is YSL.
2 “Feminism is cancer,” emblazoned on nice swag, “Everyone who hates me is ugly,” available too, Be the envy of your friends, let it out of the bag, “Feminism is cancer.”
Incensed Communists, rows thick, shouting at you, L…

Tenth Day of Xmas

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On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... ten Milos hosting,nine logos rising,eight swords for sparring,seven sins for scouring,six signs for praying,five 5-star reviews,four pairs of shades,three seals of love,two friends-in-arms, and a Fencing Bear in a MILO tree. *













Join Milo and his guests every Friday on Censored.tv for a late-night extravaganza of righteous indignation and casual cruelty. You can buy the book that Milo is holding in episode 6 on Amazon or direct from the publisher at Castalia House. Rachel Fulton Brown dispenses further advice as Associate Professor of History at the University of Chicago. By his own admission, Milo is my best—if sometimes most indolent—student.

Ninth Day of Xmas

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On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... nine logos rising,eight swords for sparring,seven sins for scouringsix signs for praying,five 5-star reviews,four pairs of shades,three seals of love,two friends-in-arms, and a Fencing Bear in a MILO tree. * 1. First share of Fencing Bear on Facebook (September 29, 2016) 2. Blogpost published by Breitbart(December 1, 2016) 3. Acknowledged in Dangerous (July 4, 2017) 4. My own column on Dangerous. com (December 5, 2017) 5. Guest appearance on The MILO Show(January 16, 2018) 6. Podcast interview about Middle Rages(August 1, 2018) 7. Milo on Three Kraters Symposium(August 17, 2018, recorded August 10, 2018) 8. Foreword for Diabolical(October 31, 2018) 9. Guest appearance on Friday Night’s All Right(November 30, 2019)
And you wonder that I am sitting on Cloud MILO?!

Join me on cloud nine! Dangerous (Dangerous Books, 2017)and Milo Chronicles: 2016-2019 (Dangerous Books, 2019) are available on Amazon (D, MC) and direct from the publ…