Why I am not a cat person
The f*cking cat did it again. A few years ago, I can't remember quite when, but it was sometime in the autumn, probably October, I had the clever idea that it might be possible to keep the dog from eating the cat poop by buying one of those top entry cat boxes that keep dogs out and yet let cats in to do their business. Almost immediately, the cat stopped pooping. Then peeing. Or so it seemed. What really had happened was that the cat started peeing in the corner of the back room in our apartment, well away from the traffic, so it was days before I could figure out what was going on. The cat seemed fine, even though (to judge from her litter box) she wasn't peeing, so I didn't take her to the vet. I just kept waiting to see whether she would a) seem sick, or b) start using her litter box again. She never did. When I finally found where she had been peeing, the rug in the back room was soaked. I tried cleaning it with all of the various pet odo...